It hurts sometimes

Fanfic author. Shamy shipper. Debating going into rehab over my Benedict Cumberbatch habit.

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this is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid
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lostintroylerland:

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals. We would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.

Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

(via shamy)

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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

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sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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(Source: legeniall, via sunnychocolate5)

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canyounotmywaywardson:

so-good-to-you:

vaughnwhiskey:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

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sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

image Actually, it’s coral blue #3

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(Source: hungarian, via meemawcooper)

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

(via xtaketwox)

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violinist-in-the-tardis:

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

HAHAHAHAHA

(via glitteryshinylight)

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That whole scene between Bev and Will on tonight’s about a boy was legendary.

When he said, “Try me baby girl,” I honestly think I passed out and woke up a couple hours later.

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"When I make a deal with someone I always feel like I’m doing more than my share of it."

webuiltthepyramids:

Text I just got from a person who “just needs to rant about my lab partner for a second” and who also promised to trade favors with me back in November and I did my half before Christmas and she is still “getting to it soon, I promise! :D :D :D :D”

Oh the irony.

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caramelgoddessxo:

I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.”

This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to any of my questions.

Except that it’s bullshit. Most people don’t like to be defined by anything, but in the case that someone said, say, “I would define myself as a vegan blogger,” that denies them the possibility for change? That doesn’t even make any sense.

(via anthropologyfandom)